Jonas and friends decide to paint
an artwork on the adjacent roof not five hands from the shared open-air deck.
The proposal suggests a group project; a single image in muted colors applied
with paint-filled balloons. The
canted roof that could serve as the canvas is covered with green tarpaper, and
there’s a cement block chimney. That house is empty and condemned by city code,
owned by our same landlords.

“You’ll be married
and living in the suburbs before they get that done,” I say, but he disregards
me. Jack disregards me a lot.
Jonas calls
himself Danger, enough said, and wants to act on everything. I mean, whatever
impulse the artist group shares, he wants to include himself and act, not just
talk. He proposed the artwork idea to Candish and Paul, the on-site property
manager. Candish teaches art a Columbia College, so she serves as the resident
de facto adjudicator of artworks.
These things ebb
and flow. Comparisons are counter-productive. Last summer was cool and wet.
This summer has a record number of days over ninety degrees. Last year we were
getting acquainted. You know, maybe it would be nice to meet the neighbors.
This summer I can remember thinking, “That effort didn’t work out as well as I
thought it might.”
Last year Paul and Jack spent the plant-decorating allowance from the landlord on coleus and
micky-spillaines and vining violets and whatever exotic plants they could find
at Gina’s, the local landscaping store.
Neighbors set out house plants for the warm months and everybody spent
time with watering chores.

The tulip bed was
befouled by Candish’s cats over the winter months, so in May I decide to not
participate in group deck activities except to impose some cursory hygiene.
That’s the best decision I made all year.
Candish lays in
geraniums and pansies and petunias and more flowering plants all in a jumble. Jack trains walls of morning glories climbing two-stories high, so oppressive.
Comfort plants, Paul calls them disparagingly.
So I awake one
fine July day and survey the view for which I pay a premium. On the adjacent
roof I spy spray-painted graffiti; words and figures and unstructured patterns
with no internal order. This is
not art. This is not an installation. I go seeking Paul.
He starts right
away when he sees my face. “This isn’t what we approved. Jonas said the others
weren’t available, so he got impatient.”
“Who is we?” I
ask. “No plan was submitted to me.”

Anyhow… I go back
to my studio to cool down, feeling insulted that Paul green-lighted an artwork
that devalues my studio. Mario, who lives below me and also has a bank of
windows that view the deck, comes-by to commiserate. My arguments were already
in place. “What if I move out, and Paul shows the place, and prospective
tenants look out and see graffiti?
Would they rent a studio with this view?”
Later I see Paul
painting over the words and figures on the tarpaper roof. Anne catches
him and loudly complains that he cannot censor the artistic impulse. Paul stops
immediately and follows her inside to make amends. Anne’s artist sensibilities
are bruised, because he attempted to censor only those parts of Jonas’s artwork
that Paul doesn’t like.
A culture-war
flashpoint erupts within hours. Candish posts a one-page statement lauding Jonas’s enthusiasm, and how we mustn’t squelch his creativity, and can’t we be
civil. That tired old call for civility that comes only when a certain party
knows she would lose a face-to-face talk. I post something terse about how Jonas wasn’t civil to me when he soiled my city view for which I pay a premium.

“How original.” I
roll my eyes. “I don’t believe I’ve ever seen the stars-and-stripes rendered in
an artwork.”
I don’t care what Paul thinks. He’s been painting with the enemy.
I actually like
the flag, even the too-bright stars, but for all other reasons than their
reasons.
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